ACCORDING TO FATS, FOAMER & THE BABY JESUS...

most Americans support the Baggers. That's obviously BS but they won't ever discuss polls on this issue. Still, how then do they explain Michele Bachmann's nose dive and Gov. Rick Goodhair's implosion? Mrs. Goodhair offered one explanation for her lame husband's decline:

"It’s been a rough month. We have been brutalized and beaten up and chewed up in the press to where I need this today," she said. "We are being brutalized by our opponents, and our own party. So much of that is, I think they look at him, because of his faith. He is the only true conservative – well, there are some true conservatives. And they’re there for good reasons. And they may feel like God called them too. But I truly feel like we are here for that purpose."