THE COMPLEAT RUMMY

The BBC has a nice collection, complete with audio clips. (Hat-tip to commenter sfpinko at Atrios) Here are some I particularly liked:

"It's an enormous country - you know, it's bigger than Texas! Or as big, I guess - I haven't looked lately."

"I am shocked! ... Sort of."

"We do have a saying in America: if you're in a hole, stop digging ..... erm, I'm not sure I should have said that."

Reporter: "Mr Secretary, what do you think of the situation in Georgia?"
Rumsfeld: "Who else had their hand up?"

"Oh goodness ... I shouldn't say 'I don't think so', although that's what I think."

"I believe what I said yesterday ... I don't know what I said, er, but I know what I think, and ... well, I assume it's what I said."