STUPID BUSHBOT TRICKS

Entry # 1:

Ace of Spades.

You may know that the liberal blogosphere backed a liberal in the Texas 28th district primary. Now, how does this wizard interpret that?

You just want Democrats to win, no matter how liberal or conservative they are.

Entry # 2:

Captain's Quarters

The House Appropriations Committee voted 62-2 to make the UAE/Ports deal illegal. How does this sub-genius respond?

Regardless of the merits of the deal -- which I still don't like -- a second review would have allowed the White House to calm the hysteria and at least have an opportunity to get the facts on the table.

Here's a little fact for the listing to starboard skipper:

The United Arab Emirates (UAE), more than any other small Persian Gulf monarchy, was frequently used by terrorist plotters to move funds around the globe, acquire foreign visas and passports, and shelter terrorists moving between Afghanistan and the Middle East.
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Entry #3:

RedState

A bold prediction:

So now we have another seven months of listening to the hype surrounding his Dem opponent before DeLay mops the floor with him in November.

Entry #4

The Hat

Still quotes Michael Ledeen as if he weren't a loon:

"once Iran manages to put nuclear warheads on their intermediate range missiles, they might even be able to direct them against American territory from one or more of the Latin American countries with which the mullahs are establishing strategic alliances."

Entry #5

Wizbang

It's eminently debatable how things are going in Iraq. Personally, I think it's going all right.

Really?

The number of Iraqi army battalions judged by their American trainers to be capable of fighting insurgents without U.S. help has fallen from one to none since September, Pentagon officials said yesterday. WaPo, 2/25/06