The thing that most worries me about this is that the Moonbats may have been right all along. Bush is a tard and everything they said about him being 1) a moron, 2) a Big Business shill, 3) an autocrat "holding court" in the White House, and 4) having only a nodding acquaintence with reality…What if it's all true?
Posted by: DoDoGuRu at May 31, 2007 01:08 PM
Taking pity on these lost sheep who now seem to have found their way, TRex offers an Amnesty Program for BushBots:
We on the Left have set up an (ahem) amnesty program for all you disenchanted Right Wing Water-Carriers. You're going to have to learn some English, study up on U.S. History, and find an employer to vouch for your worker-status, but we'll be willing to create this unique Path to Citizenship Offer just for you. The greatness of America is that there's room for everybody, right? And that means even slope-headed, sheet-wearing, gun-humping troglodytes like yourselves.
I think we should make them earn it so I propose having them pick up litter. In Phoenix. In July*.
*PHOENIX, JULY 2006
HIGHEST 118 07/21
LOWEST 76 07/30
AVG. MAXIMUM 106.6 106.6 0.0
AVG. MINIMUM 86.4 82.9 3.5
MEAN 96.5 94.8 1.7
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