I AGREE WITH THE YOUNG PEOPLE

John Batchelor looked into what the younger GOP congressmen think of Newt Gingrich and it isn't pretty:

...in the GOP cloakroom they call Newt "Fat Elvis."

"The young people who have no ties to him," an observer explains of Gingrich, "they think, what an asshole."

So, what keeps Newt alive?

"You appease Newt," a Republican concludes, reminding me again that John Boehner and his "Young Guns" are all conflict-averse, "and then he won't say bad things about you on TV."

Here, "TV" is short for "mostly FAUX News," which also keeps Ann Coulter's public career alive.