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Study: Boozing Bad For Society, Eat Mushrooms Instead

by Riley Waggaman


Gawker took the trouble to provide the list:

Alcohol 72
Heroin 55
Crack 54
Crystal meth 33
Cocaine 27
Tobacco 26
Amphetamine 23
Cannabis 20
GHB 18
Benzodiazepines 15
Ketamine 15
Methadone 13
Butane 10
Qat 9
Ecstasy 9
Anabolic steroids 9
LSD 7
Buprenorphine 6
Magic Mushrooms 5
Getting high on life 0