BACHMANN VS. PALIN VS. GAYS VS. THE REST OF AMERICA

Snow Snooki thinks it's just fine for the conservagive gay political GOProud to be involved in CPAC but Sweet Michelle warns the wingers not to neglect the "social issues."   Cleta Mitchell, a wingnut lawyer who helped out Bagger candidates Sharron Angle and Christine O'Donnell, is a big favorite of freakshow Erick Erickson and goofy Quin Hillyer.  They both were highly offended that Christopher Barron, the chairman of GOProud, called Cleta a "nasty bigot" because she despises homosexual.