I THOUGHT THIS WAS FROM THE ONION

This is the last sentence in a POLITICO article about the Snow Snooki movie:

The film’s producers, however, insisted its initial reception was positive, pointing to scattered reports of enthusiastic fans and a sold-out show in Grapevine, Texas.

Grapevine is about 20 miles northwest of Dallas...

and in 2006, it's estimated population was 48,583.