WE'RE IN DEEP SHIT WHEN THE ONION IS CORRECT

(h/t Steve Benen)

Congress Continues Debate Over Whether Or Not Nation Should Be Economically Ruined

July 20, 2011 | ISSUE 47•29
WASHINGTON—Members of the U.S. Congress reported Wednesday they were continuing to carefully debate the issue of whether or not they should allow the country to descend into a roiling economic meltdown of historically dire proportions.