I'M IMPRESSED EVEN IF THE FUNDIES NEVER READ THIS

Charles Krauthammer isn't much of a defender of Western Civilization but he hasn't gone completely to the Dark Side. From POLITICO:

“I would hope that whoever the Republican candidate is, he or she will not tell us that creationism or intelligent design is the equivalent of evolution — just another theory about the origins of the biological man,” said the syndicated Washington Post columnist Charles Krauthammer, who declined to weigh in on specific candidates, though Perry was recently recorded telling a young boy on a rope line that Texas schools teach both theories. “To put intelligent design on that level is like offering grade-school children a choice between astronomy and astrology,” he said.