I USED TO VISIT THIS WINGNUT SITE A LOT

I stopped doing so several years ago because WizBang became boring to me.  From this post, it seems that it's also gone Bagger-wacko:

When I hear the word “contract” I reach for my revolver think of two unique definitions — formally, a legally binding mutual agreement made between two or more parties, or idiomatically, an attempt to hire an assassin to kill one or more of your enemies.