MITTEN$ TRASHES AMERICANS

The Great Mitten$ Gong Show seems to be picking up speed.  First we get POLITICO exposing once again how Mitten$ just can't run a decent campaign.  Second, we get an audio clip of Mitten$ admitting that the Chinese factory Bain Capital was considering investing in was a giant sweatshop.  Third, and the very best, Mitten$ is caught going full-on trash radio by calling Pres. Obama's supporters The Poors.  Mitten$ realized that he had to do damage control, so he called an extraordinary late-night press conference in a vain attempt to Etch-A-Sketch his way out of this huge blunder.