I THOUGHT ATRIOS WAS LINKING TO THE ONION

Tell me if this doesn't seem to be satire:

The president should announce that he has told the Justice Department to appoint an independent investigator with bulldog instincts and bipartisan credibility. The list of candidates could start with Kenneth Starr, who chased down the scandals, real and imagined, of the Clinton presidency.

This was written by a former editor of the New York Times - Bill Keller.