P M CARPENTER CATCHES A HUGE NARRATIVE CONTRADICTION

I'm fond of these examples of conservative incoherence:

Cue the boys at the WSJ editorial page, who, eliding the delay's actual effects, pounce on the politics: "[Obama's] cavalier notions about law enforcement are especially notable here for their bias for corporations over people."
In other words, the socialist despot of a rabidly diseased anti-business mind, about whom the WSJ has warned us for years, is actually a corporate tool antagonistic to the humble masses. So says Wall Street's People's Daily, which has never met an issue it can't distort.