MOST OF THE ACCIDENTAL GUN SHOOTINGS ARE REALLY SAD...

This one, however, is almost perfect:

Bibb Crime Files: Man accidentally shoots himself in penis
5:10 p.m. EDT June 16, 2014

Monday files

Date: June 12

Location: Sunoco gas station, 6451 Zebulon Road, [Macon, Georgia]

Incident type: Self-inflicted gunshot

A Macon man was treated at Coliseum Northside hospital Thursday after he accidentally shot himself in the penis.

The man was parked at the gas station at about 9:30 p.m. when he attempted to holster his .45. Immediately after the gun went off, he drove to a friend's house in Lake Wildwood. When he got to the friends house, he took off his pants and saw that he had "shot himself in the penis and that the bullet exited out of his buttocks." The spent round fell onto the floor.

The man's friend drove him to Coliseum Northside hospital and he was then transferred to the Medical Center of Central Georgia.