SO, WHICH COLUMN REPRESENTS REAL FAMILY VALUES?

This is from a poster on POLITICO:

Bristol Palin Vs. Chelsea Clinton.

-------------------------Bristol---------Chelsea-----
Baby Da in Playgirl |------Yes------|------No------|
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A Teenage Mother |------Yes------|------No------|
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Unmarried Mother |------Yes------|------No------|
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Very Public Drunk . |------Yes------|------No------|
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A- Public Brawler.. |------Yes------|------No------|
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A College Degree . |------No------|---Stanford---|
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A Masters Degree |------No------|----Oxford----|
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2nd Masters Degr..|------No------|--Columbia---|
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Taught Grad Schl... |------No------|------Yes-----|
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Excellent Husband..|------No------|------Yes-----|
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A Professional Job..|-------No------|------Yes-----|
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Amateur TV Dancer.. |------Yes------|------No------|
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