CLYDE LEWIS EXPLAINS THE MOST HORRIFYING PLOT EVER!!!

According to Lewis, there are 15 million Americans who are "sleepers" just waiting for the correct sequence of messages from classic rock radio stations.  When they awaken, something terrible will happen, such as  America will turn into a communist country.  Lewis supports his paranoid vision by citing John Lennon's song Imagine:

Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today...

Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace...

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one

Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one.