Friday, May 20, 2005

THE LATEST WINGNUT HYSTERIA

The Party of the Perpetually Pissed-Off has found another target: Pepsi-Cola's CFO Indra Nooyi. She gave the commencement address at the Columbia University Business School and these are the remarks that upset the Hive:



This analogy of the five fingers as the five major continents leaves the long, middle finger for North America, and, in particular, The United States. As the longest of the fingers, it really stands out. The middle finger anchors every function that the hand performs and is the key to all of the fingers working together efficiently and effectively. This is a really good thing, and has given the U.S. a leg-up in global business since the end of World War I.
However, if used inappropriately –just like the U.S. itself -- the middle finger can convey a negative message and get us in trouble. You know what I’m talking about. In fact, I suspect you’re hoping that I’ll demonstrate what I mean. And trust me, I’m not looking for volunteers to model.
Discretion being the better part of valor … I think I’ll pass.
What is most crucial to my analogy of the five fingers as the five major continents, is that each of us in the U.S. – the long middle finger – must be careful that when we extend our arm in either a business or political sense, we take pains to assure we are giving a hand … not the finger. Sometimes this is very difficult. Because the U.S. – the middle finger – sticks out so much, we can send the wrong message unintentionally.
Unfortunately, I think this is how the rest of the world looks at the U.S. right now. Not as part of the hand – giving strength and purpose to the rest of the fingers – but, instead, scratching our nose and sending a far different signal.

1 comment:

Chap said...

Yeah, the shrill got up there quick.

For a Pepsi CFO, though, that's a pretty tone-deaf speech. And their corporate response was pretty weak, too. Maybe it's because it was Columbia U.

But, like you said, nothing huge. Chris Hedges' deal last year was worse.