PRESIDENTS' DAY HUMOR

Modern versions of "I cannot tell a lie, Father. I did it." by R. J. Eskow at the HuffPost:


COLIN POWELL: I have here, Father, the photographic evidence that the cherry tree was actually being used to manufacture weapons of mass destruction.

JOHN MURTHA: I did it and it was wrong. I won't do it again, Sir.

JOE BIDEN: Murtha doesn't speak for the rest of us. Maybe he "cannot tell a lie," but the rest of us want to be President!

DICK CHENEY: Go fuck yourself.