OVER 4 YEARS TOO LATE

Sen. Horseface is a tad slow.

WEB EXTRA / Kerry says he’ll be ready next time
by TOM BENNER

Patriot Ledger
State House Bureau

Kerry, whose service as a U.S. Navy Swift boat skipper during the Vietnam War came under attack in his race against President Bush, said he has compiled a dossier on his war record critics that he wishes he had as the Democratic presidential nominee. ``We have put together a documented portfolio that frankly puts their lies in such a total light of absurdity and indecency, that should they ever rear their ugly heads again, we have every single ‘t’ crossed and ‘i’ dotted, and I welcome that in a sense,'' Kerry said following a morning address to the South Shore Chamber of Commerce. ``It’s a shame we weren’t ableto produce all that at the time.''

You're damn right it's a shame, Horse.