NOWHERE TO RUN

Newt Gingrich is getting reamed by almost every wingnut gasbag, including Fats Limbaugh, but Bill "Slots" Bennett probably had the best exchange with Newt:

“My advice to you – to salvage your candidacy – is to say, ‘I blew it.’ ‘I just misspoke – people misunderstood me because I misspoke. I said the wrong words and I’m sorry,’ and put this thing behind you. I think that’s your only shot, or I think you are done, Newt. I honestly do. You’ve got to deal with this, because it’s not working. What you’re doing is not working.”