THE FUNDIES ARE SCREWED AGAIN

The Huckster couldn't get enough support in 2008 and now it looks like Michele "The Eyes" Bachmann (here and here) is going to be toast after Iowa.  That leaves the Fundies with Perry, who is still an idiot, and Santorum, who doesn't have enough money.  The Fundies won't cotton to Mitt the Mormon, so that leaves Newt, the serial adulterer and pseudo-intellectual.